December 2010
16 posts
My current thoughts on the gym
I always want to get more fit.
I don’t always want to go to the gym.
Everytime I go to the gym, I never regret it.
Can I please exercise 5x/week. Please please please. :)
Sexxytime
just another day at work
Dan: Sheila, you're the best, you know that?
Sheila: Oh, I know.
Dan: Sheila, I have a problem.
Sheila: What's your problem?
Dan: *leans closer and whispers* I've been farting all day.